Random football silliness!

The 2022/23 Premier League football season comes to an end this weekend, so it seems an appropriate time to feature a random collection of football related silliness!

1) To start things off, here's a rare photo of The Beatles defending a free kick...

Credit: @trevorbmbagency

Liverpool have always been tactically ahead of their time!

Funny menus (part 2)

It's been a while since I last featured amusing menus on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog, but this week the wait is finally over!

To start things off, here's a Chinese menu where I suspect the original meaning has been slightly lost in translation...

1) Traditional Chinese food

On a Chinese menu, you might expect to find typical Chinese dishes such as wonton soup, rice balls and, er ... 'reclamation of a wasteland by an army unit."

With some unusual translations you can kind of work out what they were trying to say, but in this case I have absolutely no idea!

10 birthday jokes

This week sees the Charles Fudgemuffin blog celebrate it's 11th birthday! So to celebrate, this week's blog post features 10 birthday themed jokes.

Happy Birthday, Charles!

You may be thinking, "Wouldn't it have made more sense to celebrate a round number like your 10th birthday rather than your 11th birthday?" Well, yes. That's right. It would make more sense.

However, I forgot last year, so that's why I'm celebrating my blog's 11th birthday rather than its 10th birthday.

Anyway, enough of the introductory ramble. Here are the birthday jokes...

1) It seems that shops stock seasonal products earlier and earlier each year. Today, I saw a birthday card, but my birthday isn't until November! Utterly ridiculous!

Credit: @VizComic



2) My mate gave me a castle shaped like an abacus for my birthday.

It’s the fort that counts.

10 password memes and jokes

You probably think I'm making this up, but the first Thursday every May is World Password Day! So in honour of World Password Day, here are a few jokes and memes on the theme of passwords and internet security...

This week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog
celebrates World Password Day.

1) Here's a conversation* I had with the priest when I was at a funeral the other week...

Me: "Can you tell me the wifi password please?"
Priest: "Have some respect for the dead!"
Me: "Is that all lower case?"

* Not really. That was just a made up fictitious claim to lead into the joke.




2) Change your wifi password to '2444666668888888'.

Then when somebody asks what it is, you can tell them it's '12 34 56 78'.

Star Wars jokes (part 4)

As Star Wars fans will know, May the 4th is officially Star Wars Day* so as I often like to do at this time of year, in honour of Star Wars Day this week's blog post takes inspiration from Star Wars with another collection of Star Wars themed jokes.

HD is Yoda.

* Inspired be the phrase 'May The 4th Be With You'.

1) My wife was so angry at my Star Wars obsession that she screamed, "I'm leaving you!"
"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.



2) What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
"HDMI."

The Idiot Awards (part 5)

Since my last batch of Idiot Awards, there have been many more idiots deserving of recognition for their services towards idiocy.

Here are just a few of the most deserving cases...

1) Surprise Pregnancy

To start things off, surely this couple must be the stupidest people alive, and thoroughly deserving of an Idiot Award. I mean, surely her large pregnant belly should have been a little bit of a clue?

Woman with pregnant belly takes a pregnancy test.

I love the look of extreme surprise on their faces!

Cats and dogs (part 4)

This week we got to celebrate National Pet Day, so in honor of cats and dogs, here's another collection of random feline and canine thoughts and observations.

"I love doughnuts! Er, I mean, I love my owner.""

1) If a dog jumps on your lap, it is because he loves you.
If a cat jumps on your lap, it is because your lap is warmer.



2) 'Meow' means 'woof' in cat.



3) When cat food and dog food is advertised as a 'new improved flavour', who tests it?