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2) Fool people into believing you’re a football referee by spraying shaving foam on their shoes.
3) Arne Slot and Ange Postecoglou. Buy a dog so you can practise keeping hold of a lead.
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Saturday, 5 September 2026
Football top tips
A new season of the Premier League recently kicked off, so as I often like to do on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog, this week's blog post has a football theme to it. It's a theme I've featured before, as this week I round up a selection of top tips for footballers, pundits, managers and fans.
1) Fouled footballers. Try clutching the correct part of your body as
you writhe in simulated agony in order to give your claim more
credibility.
2) Fool people into believing you’re a football referee by spraying shaving foam on their shoes.
3) Arne Slot and Ange Postecoglou. Buy a dog so you can practise keeping hold of a lead.
2) Fool people into believing you’re a football referee by spraying shaving foam on their shoes.
3) Arne Slot and Ange Postecoglou. Buy a dog so you can practise keeping hold of a lead.
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