Made-up statistics (part 2)

A week is made up of seven days. A circle has 360 degrees. The Earth has one natural satellite known as the Moon. Those are all undeniably factual statistics.

However, not all statistics are factual. Some of them are made up! This week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog features just some of those made-up statistics, starting with a statistic about statistics.

For copyright reasons, here's a picture of
Slowy the Hedgehog instead.

1) Apparently, 82% of all statistics are made up.

But the other 30% are true!





2) 80% of pet hedgehogs are named Sonic.

In all seriousness, I can see there being a grain of truth in this made-up statistic, especially back in the 90s.

Funny things parents say (part 3)

Kids often say very funny things. Parents generally aren't quite as funny as kids, but they nevertheless do occasionally also say slightly amusing things.

This week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog rounds up some of those slightly amusing comments.

A happy man cleans his teeth while eating Oreos.
His reflection, on the other hand, just sticks to eating Oreos.

1) "The name 'terrible twos' is just a cruel joke on new parents to trick them into believing the later years are somehow less terrible."

Credit: @CynicalParent





2) Here's a nugget of wisdom which most parents can probably relate to...

"Cleaning the house while children live there is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos."

10 jokes and memes about jobs (part 3)

A wise man once said, "Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. Because you'll get fired for doing what you love, rather than doing your job."

As luck would have it, that leads us nicely into this week's blog post, which is also on the theme of jobs.

1) Thankfully, I've worked at several companies with hard-working managers who do a good job. However, I've worked at the occasional place like this...

"Due to cutbacks, we're going to have to fire Dave."

Random thoughts (part 14)

Every now and again on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog, I like to post about random unconnected subjects, and today is one such occasion.

A selection of fairy tale characters, including the Two Little Pigs.
Because apparently AI can't count.

To start things off, here's a thought on the transformation of fairy tales over the ages.

1) Fairy tales used to start with, "Once upon a time..."

Nowadays, fairy tales begin with, "According to experts..."




2) I want to be a billionaire like my dad.

He wants to become a billionaire too.

Silly tautologies (part 6)

I'm absolutely certain, one hundred percent sure, without a doubt that a tautology could be described as 'needless repetition'. In fact I used a tautology right there in my opening sentence!

Or if you were more technically minded, you might describe a tautology as a 'repetition of truth', but that's basically the same thing.

New inovations.

Anyway, rather conveniently, tautologies are the subject of this week's blog post.

1) New innovation

New innovations are so much better than old innovations!

To be serious for a brief moment, an innovation is a fresh concept or a new idea, so you can't have an old innovation.

And that leads us into the next tautology...

Music memes and jokes

It's the Grammy Awards this weekend, a night when carefully chosen establishment puppets gather together to pat themselves on the back and push whatever message their masters tell them to, so in honour of those who sold out their integrity for 'success', this week's blog post has a musical theme to it.

1) Here's an Etch-A-Sketch image of Elvis Presley performing some of his most famous songs.

Credit: Clean Memes

For the benefit of any younger readers, Etch-A-Sketch was an old-fashioned drawing toy, and if you wanted to delete your drawing, you had to shake the Etch-A-Sketch.

And for the benefit of any really young readers, Elvis Presley was a singer from the olden days.

Breaking news (part 2)

The news today from the legacy media is pretty much non-stop propaganda, so to take a break from the attempted brainwashing, here's a round up of silly news stories!

All of the following news items may or may not be true... **shifty eyes**

1) A local toddler was taken into custody by police after he refused to go to bed at his naptime.

A pug at Barking station on his way to Tooting.

Police say he has been charged with resisting a rest.




2) A man has trained his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.

The dog went from Barking to Tooting in just over an hour.