Cats and dogs (part 5)

National Pet Day falls on 11th April, so this week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog pays tribute to our furry friends with another blog post on cats and dogs.

Cats and dogs make a welcome return to the Charles Fudgemuffin blog.

1) When you go to work each morning, your dog probably thinks you're going for a walk on your own for eight hours.



2) On a related note, the reason why dogs love destroying shoes is probably because they see humans putting them on before they leave the house.



3) Ash from Pokemon calling pikachu 'pikachu' is the equivalent of somebody naming their cat 'cat'.



4) This dog looks like it's just finished challenging you to a dance off, and now it's your turn.

A funky diva strutting his stuff.

5) Dog people:
"What breed is your dog?"
"It's a mix of Poodle and Cocker Spaniel."

Cat people:
"What breed is your cat?
"Cat."



6) If I appeared in front of my dog through teleportation, he would overlook the fact that I teleported and be happy that I was home.



7) The perfect birthday present for a cat...

Credit: @IrenaBuzarewicz

8) If cats and dogs could buy their own food, I'm pretty sure none of them would buy cat food or dog food.

"Ah, yes. The human has toggled the switch that makes him stupid."

9) I once took a stuffed dog to the Antiques Roadshow.

"This is very rare," the presenter said. "Have you any idea what it would fetch if it was in good condition."

"Sticks?" I replied.



10) Cats can see six times better in the dark than humans, so when we turn off the lights in a room and start fumbling about, they must think we suddenly turn into idiots.

More feline and canine observations:
Cats and dogs (part 3)
Cats and dogs (part 4)