Light bulb jokes (part 5)

The light bulb was such a good idea that it later became the symbol for someone having a bright idea. It's also the inspiration for numerous jokes.

A light bulb.
The inspiration for emojis and jokes.

So as October 18th is National Light Bulb Day this seems like an appropriate time for another round up of light bulb jokes!

1) How many Bruce Sprinsteen fans does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They prefer Dancing In The Dark.



2) How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ha, ha! As if they have electricity in California!



3) How many writers for The Simpsons does is take to change a light bulb?
None. They won't admit that it burnt out 15 years ago!

How many ... does it take to change a light bulb? (part 4)

As has become something of a tradition on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog, this week features another collection of light bulb jokes to celebrate National Light Bulb Day.

Wow! An entire blog post all about me!

1) How many jazz musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A one, a two, a one two three four!



2) How many Chelsea managers does it take to change a light bulb?
No-one knows. Chelsea managers rarely last longer than a light bulb.



3) One.
How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?

How many ... does it take to change a light bulb? (part 3)

As I'm sure everybody is aware, tomorrow is National Light Bulb Day! So to celebrate, here's another collection of light bulb jokes...

"That will need changed."
"But how many people will it take to change it?"

1) How many folk guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to complain that it's electric.


2) How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but they have to do it when you're just about to eat your dinner.

How many ... does it take to change a light bulb? (part 2)

"How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?"

From time to time on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog, if a blog post is about an important enough subject, I like to cover it more than once. And what could be more important than National Light Bulb Day!

For those who didn't realise, as ridiculous as it sounds, yesterday was National Light Bulb Day, so in honour of light bulbs everywhere, here's another round-up of light bulb jokes...


1) How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One ... but the light bulb has to want to change.


2) How many clickbait headline writers does it take to change a light bulb?
14. Number 7 will shock you!

How many ... does it take to change a light bulb?

You're going to think I'm making this up, but this coming Thursday is National Light Bulb Day! Whoever felt the need for a special day to celebrate light bulbs, must have been quite a weird person, but anyway, in honour of this 'special day' here's a collection of light bulb jokes...

That's going to need changed.

1) How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.


2) How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a light bulb?
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!


3) How many censors does it take to change a light bulb?
███; one to ████, and another to ███ with a large protruding object from his ███ ██ with ███ large strawberry muffin in his ███.