Of all the strangest
national days in existence, surely the strangest day of all has to be National Light Bulb Day, which is on October 18th. I mean ... whose idea was it to celebrate
light bulbs? That said, I suppose it's better than sitting in the dark, and more convenient than candles.
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| Witches preparing a devious brew. |
Anyway, despite its weirdness, National Light Bulb Day does provide a good excuse to feature another collection of
light bulb jokes...
1) How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
Into what?
2) How many
footballers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and one to roll around on the floor pretending the old one exploded and blinded him.
