Saturday, 1 December 2018

Wikipedia vandalism

According to the misery guts at wikipedia, the term 'wikipedia vandalism' refers to:

Real life vandalism is sad,
but wikipedia vandalism can be funny!
"The act of editing the project in a malicious manner that is intentionally disruptive."

To all normal people though, 'wikipedia vandalism' refers to:

"Editing a wikipedia page for a bit of a laugh!"

Here are a few examples of wikipedia vandalism malicious intentional disruption...

1) Batman


One of my favourite examples of wikipedia vandalism is perhaps also one of the most childish. It's an edit which was made to the Batman page...

I've highlighted the relevant text in yellow.

As an added bonus, when you edit a wikipedia page you can leave a brief description of the changes you made, so the Batman vandaliser has kindly explained what they did ... just in case it's not clear to anyone!

Replaced page with 'Dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh Batman!!!'

Wikipedia: Batman




2) Newcomb by name...


This next example of wikipedia vandalism appeals to me because of its downright silliness!

Newcomb by name, Newcomb by nature!

"He was noted for refusing to use a comb unless it was purchased that day, due to his name."

Wikipedia: Bryant B. Newcomb




3) Wise advice!


One wiki vandal edited the entry for 'List of serial killers' to include some wise advice...

"Please do not expand the list by killing people."

"Help us expand the list ... but not in that way!"

Wikipedia: List of serial killers




4) Creative vandalism


When Adam Boyd turned up late to see British rock band, The Sherlocks, he found himself with a rubbish view. So Adam decided to get creative, and edited the band's wiki page to say he was a cousin of the singer! His bluff worked, and after showing the wikipedia page to security for 'proof', he got moved to the VIP section!

Kiaran Crook's 'cousin' Adam Boyd.

Adam wrote about his experience on facebook:

"I'm family. Honest! Look, even wikipedia says so!"

"So last night I went to see a band, but we got in late and our view was *****. In my drunken state I edited the band's Wikipedia page to say I was family, and it worked! I got into the roped off VIP area because of it 😂 Mental"

I guess the moral of the story is you definitely shouldn't trust what you read on wikipedia!

Wikipedia: The Sherlocks




5) Best country ever!!!!


I suspect whoever made this next wikipedia edit was either being sarcastic, or perhaps they work for the UN who seem to be very talented at turning a blind eye to human rights abuses...

Sarcasm detector rates this: Pants on fire!!!

I'm sure all the oppressed Saudi women might have something to say about Saudi Arabia being the 'best country ever'. (As long as they get their husband's permission first.)

Wikipedia: Saudi Arabia




6) ______'_ _____


Finally, this last entry is either a very clever example of wikipedia vandalism, or perhaps they suffered from a case of, em ... that thing when you can't think, er ... you can't think of ... oh, it's on the tip of my tongue.

"_____'_ _____"

The thing I find most annoying about writer's block is ... em .... well, er .... em ... er .... well, er...

Wikipedia: Writer's block




That's it for this week, but if you know of any more creative or funny examples of wiki vandalism, feel free to leave a comment in the comments.

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