Star Wars pants game quiz (part 3)

"These aren't the pants you're looking for."

Editor's note: "Charles, didn't you use this same photo last time?"
Charles: "Shush! It was a few years ago now,
so I'm hoping no-one will remember."

A silly game which I like to play from time to time is the Star Wars Pants Game. For the benefit of anyone who doesn't know what that is, you simply take a Star Wars quote and replace one random word with the word 'pants'. People then have to guess what the original quote was.

To test out your Star Wars knowledge, have a read of the following pants themed quotes, then see if you can work out what the real quote is.

1) "You were dreaming about your pants earlier, weren't you?"

...Padme to Anakin

a) Mother
b) Contract for the next movie.
c) Massacre of the tusken raiders.

2) "I just lost my pants!"

...Red Leader

A) Sense of smell
B) Mojo
C) Starboard engine

Chewbacca.

Editor: "Charles, that's not Chewbacca. It's a gorilla."
Charles: "Shush! It's the best our budget could
stretch to, so I'm hoping no-one will notice."

3) "Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants."

...Han Solo

A) Brain
B) Stomach
C) Interrelated physics theories.

4) "They must be trying to return the stolen pants to the princess. She may yet be of some use to us."

...Darth Vader

A) Non-disclosure agreement preventing any criticism of the sequels.
B) Wookie costumes
C) Plans

Jabba the Hutt, no time for smugglers.

Editor: "Charles, that's not Jabba. It's Slimer from Ghostbusters."
Charles: "Shush! Stop giving the game away!"

5) "Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser."

...Greedo

A) Guard
B) Shipments
C) Pants!





Finally, to round things off, here's a really famous Star Wars quote which everyone should know...

6) "Remember, the pants will be with you ... always."

...Obi-Wan Kenobi

A) Facebook stalking spyware
B) CIA online snoops
C) Force

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If you haven't already worked out the correct answers, then scroll down the page to discover the original quotes...














The original unpantsified quotes are as follows:

1) "You were dreaming about your mother earlier, weren't you?"

2) "I just lost my starboard engine!"

3) "Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your stomach."

4) "They must be trying to return the stolen plans to the princess. She may yet be of some use to us."

5) "Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser."

6) "Remember, the force will be with you ... always."

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That's all for this week. Tune in again next week when I'll be giving tips on how to increase your blog traffic, specifically from readers in Langley, Virginia!*

* Editor: "Charles, that's not what's lined up for next week. Next week's blog post is about the history of bread in East Asia."
Charles: "Yes, I know. It was a joke based on the fact that every time I mention the CIA in one of my blog posts, my blog traffic for the next few days increases dramatically in the Langley area. Although I'm sure that's just a coincidence." **shifty eyes**

You can find more Star Wars themed blog posts below:
Star Wars 'Guess the movie name' quiz
Star Wars jokes (part 3)