Saturday, 3 October 2026

Auction memes and jokes

As the saying goes, auctions speak louder than words.

Editor's note: "Charles, that's not the saying. It's actions speak louder than words, not auctions."
Charles: "Shush! Don't spoil it."


So with that in mind, this week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog takes a look at memes and jokes with an auction theme.

1) I remember the first time I ever went to a car auction with my dad as a young child, and I was really paranoid about accidentally bidding for a car. So to ensure I didn't accidentally bid for a car, I sat there frozen like a statue for the entire auction (and especially during the sales of expensive cars).

Anyway, when I think back to that auction, I can totally relate to this first meme...

Credit: imgflip

Looking back, I was only about eight when I went to that car auction with my dad, so if I had inadvertantly scratched my nose, it's unlikely that the auctioneer would have assumed that an eight year old kid was bidding for an expensive car!

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