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1) When ice fishing, bring an action figure of yourself to exaggerate the size of your catch.
2) Pretend to be a footballer by refusing to go into work because you've 'picked up a niggle'.
3) Tired of ironing shirts? Simply pile on the pounds and watch those creases disappear as your clothes get tighter.
4) Save money on wedding photographs by finding out when the Google Streetview van is passing the church and then line up on the pavement.
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| "I think I've got away with it." Credit: ifunny |
5) When you can't think of a word, say, "I forget the English word for it."
That way people will think you're bilingual rather than an idiot.
6) Dogs. Steal a doughnut the same colour as your fur, then stay really still.
That way your owners will never notice.
7) Improve the quality of your online adverts by googling the price of a Rolls Royce once a week.
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8) Fool your friends into believing you care about their problems by listening to them and then offering appropriate advice.
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| "Six fingers? That can't be real. It must be AI generated. Case dismissed!" Credit: memedroid |
9) Beach-goers. Trick people in the distance into thinking you're a surfer by walking along the beach carrying an ironing board.
10) Criminals. Wear an extra fake plastic finger when committing your crimes so that any photo evidence will be inadmissible in court, as it will appear to be AI generated.
Legal disclaimer: Charles Fudgemuffin does not seriously recommend this. Charles actually recommends that criminals rethink their lives and put their criminal days behind them.
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Here's another top tip for you. Never work with children or animals ... or psychopathic violent criminals. Coincidentally, that's also the name of one of my short stories, which is available for kindle from Amazon.
You can find more silly top tips below:
Top tips (part 5)
Top tips (part 6)
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