1) To start things off, here's a rare photo of The Beatles defending a free kick...
Credit: @trevorbmbagency
Liverpool have always been tactically ahead of their time!
2) Peter Crouch shows his sense of humor...
"Summer for me is about time spent with family."
Peter Crouch (6 foot 7) pictured with giraffes.
3) How do you complement a French photographer?
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| Nice Lens |
Credit: @Flashscorecom
4) Whoever runs the Motherwell twitter account shares my love of dad jokes...
"Who are we playing today?"
"Motherwell."
"Yeah, she's great thanks."
5) To give non-football fans an equivalent reference for the 2015/16 football season, Leicester winning the Premier League was like Gemma Collins winning the London Marathon!
6) In 2003/04, Arsenal went the entire Premier League season without a single defeat. To celebrate their lossless achievement, they changed their twitter profile as follows:
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| To explain the joke for non-football fans, W = Win, D = Draw, L = Lose. Also, if you're a non-football fan, why are you reading a blog post about football!? |
On an unrelated note, they haven't won the Premier League since.
7) In football, the team comes first ... unless you're Lukaku.
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| "And it's Samsung, to Samsung, lays it off to Samsung..." |
8) Finally, I suspect whoever runs the Thames Valley Police twitter account is probably a Spurs fan...
"Please don't check your phone for updates whilst driving. You'll end up with more points than Arsenal."
I also suspect that they failed their English Language GCSE, so I've taken the liberty of correcting their punctuation for them.
You can find more football themed blog posts below:
Funny football quotes (part 14)
What do you love more, football or...?
Wikipedia football vandalism
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