Sticking with the festive mood, here's another batch of Christmas themed jokes...
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| Merry Christmas! |
"'Tis the season to be jelly!"
2) Why don't Chinese kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they make the toys.
3) What's yellow, sweet and swings through the jungle at Christmas?
Tarzipan.
4) "As one door closes, another one opens…"
That's why I’ve already eaten all the chocolate in my advent calendar.
5) What’s the difference between Rudolf the reindeer and a knight?
One's slaying a dragon, the other's dragging a sleigh.
6) Can anyone tell me when Christmas is?
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| It's in December. |
7) I asked my sister why this morning she was dressed as Lara Croft and now this afternoon she's dressed as Maleficant.
"'Tis the season to be Jolie," she replied.
8) Car owner: "My car is making a horrible noise."
Mechanic: "Have you tried removing the Mariah Carey Christmas CD?"
9) If you're struggling for what to get someone for a Christmas gift, get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
10) Finally, here's a Christmas message for any Spanish readers...
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| Feliz Navidad |
Multi-lingual readers will know that 'For Lease Navidad' in the above photo was an amusing pun on the phrase 'Feliz Navidad' which is Spanish for 'Merry Christmas!' If you'd like to become multi-lingual at saying Merry Christmas in many other languages, then check out the following blog post:
How to say Merry Christmas in other languages
You can find more Christmas themed jokes below:
10 Christmas jokes (part 3)
10 Christmas jokes (part 4)
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