10 Christmas jokes (part 4)

Christmas is only a few days away, so to celebrate here's another batch of Christmas and Santa themed jokes...

Santa, Blitzen and Rudolf.

1) I put Rudolf and Blitzen on eBay the other day, but no-one bid for them.
They were two deer.


2) Grandma: "What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?"
Young kid: "A list of everything I want!"


3) How did Mary and Joseph figure out baby Jesus was exactly 7lb 9oz?
They had a weigh in a manger


4) Two snowmen are standing in a field. One of them looks at his mate and says, "Can you smell carrots?"


5) Santa: "Knock, knock."
Elf: "Who’s there?"
Santa: "Olive."
Elf: "Olive, who?"
Santa: "Olive the other reindeer."


6) What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive?
"One day my prints will come!"

Wrap.

7) Why is it getting harder to buy advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered.


8) What did you get for Christmas?
I got a thesaurus, but it's nothing to write house about.


9) What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap.


10) Charles Fudgemuffin: "Knock, knock."
Reader: "Who’s there?"
Charles: "Murray."
Reader: "Murray who?"
Charles: "Murray Christmas to all our readers!"

You can find more Christmas themed blog posts below:
Christmas 'higher or lower' quiz
How does Santa spend his free time?
How to say Merry Christmas in other languages