Bacon sandwiches could cause confusion in Jamaica. |
1) Beer Can
If you say 'beer can' in an English accent, it sounds like 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent.
2) Jam Ear Can Beer Can
Taking it one step further, if you say 'jam ear can beer can' in an English accent, it sounds like 'Jamaican bacon' in a Jamaican accent.
3) Space Ghetto
If you say 'space ghetto' in an American accent, it sounds like 'Spice Girl' in a Scottish accent.
'Boots Cat' sounds like beat-boxing. |
4) Boots Cat
If you say 'boots cat' quickly over and over again it sounds like you're beat-boxing.
5) In Detroit
If you say 'in Detroit' in an American accent, it will sound like you're saying, 'Isn't that right?' in an Irish accent.
An Australian coffee for later. |
6) Lighter
If you're in a cafe in Australia and you'd like more milk or cream in your coffee, don't say, "I'd like my coffee lighter," because they might take it away and bring it back 'later'.
7) Later
Conversely, if you're Australian, and you're not quite ready for your coffee yet, don't tell an American waiter or waitress, "I'll have my coffee later." If you do, don't be surprised if they add cream or milk to your coffee.
8) Emma Chizit
This next one is admittedly quite an unlikely scenario, but if anyone called 'Emma Chizit' happens to be reading this, be careful when speaking to a South African. If you tell them your name they may think you're asking the price. Specifically, it may sound like you're asking, "How much is it?"
"Good eye!" |
9) Good Eye
If you're a pirate who wears an eye patch, take care when discussing your bad eye and your 'good eye' with an Australian, as it may sound like you are using the Australian greeting for hello, "G'day!"
10) Soviet Union
Finally, my Geordie mate has just got a job in Russia campaigning for the rights of napkin makers. It's in the serviette union.
This list of accented pronunciations was compiled by Charles Fudgemuffin, which is pronounced exactly how it sounds. Charles is the author of 'Dead Men Tell No Tales' which is available for kindle from Amazon.
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