Saturday 29 June 2019

Wikipedia vandalism (part 2)

When it's not being used by partisan people to rewrite their own political/historical/sporting viewpoint, wikipedia can be a useful tool. However, it is susceptible to vandalism.

Real life vandalism is illegal.
But wikipedia vandalism is just a bit of a laugh!
I've previously featured a few of these examples of wikipedia vandalism on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog, and as I like to 'recycle' ideas, it's time for a few more!

This week's blog post features more examples of wikipedia vandalism in a blog post I've creatively decided to call 'Wikipedia vandalism (part 2)'...

1) Scrappy Doo has a dark side


When I was young I can remember when Scrappy Doo was introduced to the Scooby Doo cartoons, and I didn't really like him very much.

However, I like him even less, now that I've discovered that apparently he's a convicted war criminal!

Scrappy Doo: "Convicted war criminal."
I have to admit, I can't remember watching that episode when I was a kid. #Censorship

Wikipedia: Scrappy Doo

Saturday 22 June 2019

Funny holiday complaints (part 3)

Summertime is here again! While most people enjoy the summer and enjoy their holidays, some people just like to complain about anything and everything. So on that theme, here's another round-up of complaints from 'unlucky' holiday makers...

These stones are happy to be on holiday,
but some people do nothing but complain.
1) "Why did Thomson let us book the holiday if it was going to rain all week!?"

...Yeah, come on, Thomson! Why didn't you look into the future and predict the weather!



2) “We went to a Mexican restaurant in Rome and the waiter was Italian. You said Italy was the best place for an authentic food experience.”



3) "The sheets were too white."

...I know exactly how you feel! Nothing ruins a holiday quite like turning up at the hotel only to discover that the sheets are too white.

Saturday 15 June 2019

10 music jokes for National Music Day (part 2)

This coming Friday (June 21st) is National Music Day, so with that in mind here's another round-up of musically themed jokes...

"Hand eeeeeeeyyyyeeeeeeeee!!!!"
1) What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
Hand eeeeyyyyyyyyeeeee!!!!


2) My mate wants me to make his hair look like Bob Marley's tonight. I'm dreading it.


3) A man walks into a bar owned by Eminem and asks for two shots.
The barman replies, "You only get one shot..."


4) Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine Russia?
The Crimea River.

Saturday 8 June 2019

Funny things kids say (part 7)

Kids say the funniest things - often unintentionally - so with that in mind it's time for another collection of funny things kids say. As usual the following quotes are taken from facebook, twitter and real life...

"How did I get in here?"

1) Smart kid


Parents should always encourage their children, but here's an example where that encouragement didn't go exactly to plan...

Parent: "If you put your mind to it, you can achieve anything you want to."
6 year old: *thinks for a minute* "Well I couldn’t get inside a milk bottle!"
Parent: "Okay. Everything but that."

He's got a point!

Saturday 1 June 2019

How to be a rebel!

This week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog features a few rebels standing up and refusing to be told what to do by the establishment machine...

1) Do not use blade to open.


To start things off, here's a rebel living dangerously when opening a box...

Be careful with that 'Blade'!
Not the 'blade' they were expecting.