How Not To Get A Job...
|"The successful applicant must be hard working,|
good with figures, and of course...
do excellent dinosaur impressions."
Hobbies: Swearing and shoplifting.
Incredibly, some real life job applicants* have actually given answers just as inappropriate, so for this week's blog post I've featured a round-up of unusual answers taken from CVs, job application forms and job interviews...
* Presumably unsuccessful.
1) In one word, summarise your strongest professional attribute:
I'm very good at following instructions.
2) Skills: I can do an excellent triceratops impersonation.