Funny comments from players, managers and commentators.
|Football, the inspiration for numerous silly quotes.|
1) "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
...Commentator David Acfield. Yes, slow motion tends to do that, David.
2) "I'm going to make a prediction... It could go either way."
...Ron Atkinson sticks his neck out.
3) "Don't tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let's just have another look at Italy's winning goal."
...David Coleman cleverly avoids spoiling the match for viewers who haven't yet seen the result.