Music memes and jokes

It's the Grammy Awards this weekend, a night when carefully chosen establishment puppets gather together to pat themselves on the back and push whatever message their masters tell them to, so in honour of those who sold out their integrity for 'success', this week's blog post has a musical theme to it.

1) Here's an Etch-A-Sketch image of Elvis Presley performing some of his most famous songs.

Credit: Clean Memes

For the benefit of any younger readers, Etch-A-Sketch was an old-fashioned drawing toy, and if you wanted to delete your drawing, you had to shake the Etch-A-Sketch.

And for the benefit of any really young readers, Elvis Presley was a singer from the olden days.

10 music jokes (part 5)

National Music Day falls on June 21st and it's become something of a tradition on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog to mark the occasion with a collection of musically themed jokes.

I'm not sure who this belongs to, but it's
definitely not Elvis, as he returned his.

1) Me: "I've just seen Elvis in B&Q."
Mate: "What was he doing there?"
Me: "Returned a sander."



2) Can you imagine how much permanent damage we'd have done to our arms if the Village People had called it the GHZB.

Credit: @TheNewsAtGlenn



3) Noel Gallagher went to a world heritage site in Cambodia and was told by a buddhist monk not to turn around and look upon the temple as he left.

"Don't look back in Angkor," he said.

10 music jokes (part 4)

It's National Music Day on June 21st, so taking inspiration from the theme of music, this week's blog post features a collection of musical themed jokes...

Badum, tsch.

1) I was in the Post Office queue the other day when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said to her, "You can't hurry, love. You'll just have to wait."



2) What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!



3) Surely Jon Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

10 music jokes for National Music Day (part 3)

Tomorrow* is National Music Day (June 21st), so sticking with the subject of music, here's another collection of musically themed jokes...

* Only if you're reading this blog post on the day it was published, i.e. June 20th. If you're reading this blog post on any of the other 364 days of the year, then tomorrow won't be National Music Day. Apologies for any confusion.

Two wind turbines.

1) How does a musician say the alphabet?

A, B, , E, F, G...

2) I sat next to an insurance salesman at a Robbie Williams concert last night.
And through it all, he offered me protection.


3) Two wind turbines were in a field.
The first wind turbine asked the second wind turbine, "What type of music do you like?"
The second wind turbine replied, "I'm a big heavy metal fan".

10 music jokes for National Music Day (part 2)

This coming Friday (June 21st) is National Music Day, so with that in mind here's another round-up of musically themed jokes...

"Hand eeeeeeeyyyyeeeeeeeee!!!!"

1) What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
Hand eeeeyyyyyyyyeeeee!!!!


2) My mate wants me to make his hair look like Bob Marley's tonight. I'm dreading it.


3) A man walks into a bar owned by Eminem and asks for two shots.
The barman replies, "You only get one shot..."


4) Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine Russia?
The Crimea River.

10 music jokes for National Music Day

Music.
Or rather, headphones.
But I'm using the headphones as a representation of music.

In honour of National Music Day (celebrated on June 21st), this week I've collected a round-up of music themed jokes, featuring dentists, sopranos, and alligator costumes.

1) What did will.i.am say when he went to the dentist?
"I got a filling."



2) Dear R.E.M.

240 Mhz.

Yours sincerely,

Kenneth



3) My mate asked me if Oasis were my favourite band.
I said maybe.