10 music jokes for National Music Day (part 3)

Tomorrow* is National Music Day (June 21st), so sticking with the subject of music, here's another collection of musically themed jokes...

* Only if you're reading this blog post on the day it was published, i.e. June 20th. If you're reading this blog post on any of the other 364 days of the year, then tomorrow won't be National Music Day. Apologies for any confusion.

Two wind turbines.

1) How does a musician say the alphabet?

A, B, , E, F, G...

2) I sat next to an insurance salesman at a Robbie Williams concert last night.
And through it all, he offered me protection.


3) Two wind turbines were in a field.
The first wind turbine asked the second wind turbine, "What type of music do you like?"
The second wind turbine replied, "I'm a big heavy metal fan".


4) Why couldn't the string quartet find their composer?
He was Haydn.


5) I walked passed the YMCA today, and there was a teenage boy sat outside stroking some feathers.
I said, "Young man, there's no need to feel down!"


6) I have a Polish friend who is a sound technician.
I have a Czech one too, a Czech one two.

Sans Sheriff.

7) Why is playing the bagpipes like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.


8) What is Bob Marley's favourite font?
Sans Sheriff.


9) What happens when you play country music backwards?
Your wife comes back to you, you get your job back, and your dog comes back to life.


10) The fact that there’s a Highway To Hell but only a Stairway To Heaven tells you a lot about the anticipated traffic numbers.

You can find more music jokes in my previous blog posts:
10 music jokes for National Music Day (part 1)
10 music jokes for National Music Day (part 2)