Funny holiday complaints (part 3)

Summertime is here again! While most people enjoy the summer and enjoy their holidays, some people just like to complain about anything and everything. So on that theme, here's another round-up of complaints from 'unlucky' holiday makers...

These stones are happy to be on holiday,
but some people do nothing but complain.

1) "Why did Thomson let us book the holiday if it was going to rain all week!?"

...Yeah, come on, Thomson! Why didn't you look into the future and predict the weather!



2) “We went to a Mexican restaurant in Rome and the waiter was Italian. You said Italy was the best place for an authentic food experience.”



3) "The sheets were too white."

...I know exactly how you feel! Nothing ruins a holiday quite like turning up at the hotel only to discover that the sheets are too white.



4) “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”

Tea strainer.
An essential item for all good holidays.

5) "We booked a water park but no one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."

...I don't even like wearing the shared shoes when I go bowling, so the idea of sharing swimsuits sounds absolutely minging!



6) "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no tea strainer in the drawers."



7) “We went on a canoe trip but were very disappointed that no one told us there would not be a bathroom onboard. It was very inconvenient.”

...Surely this one has to be a joke? Surely nobody could be this stupid ... could they?



This next complaint was sent to a skiing resort...

8) "We put our towels out to dry on the balcony and they just froze."

"Waiter, is this steak vegetarian?"

...To be fair, I don't think you can really blame the travel company for the laws of physics.



9) "There was no steak on the vegetarian menu."



10) “I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends’ three-bedroom apartment, and ours was significantly smaller.”

...In other news, water is wet.



11) "The beach was full of kids making sandcastles and noise. It was difficult to concentrate on my book."



12) "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."

...Fish in the sea!? Whatever next? Birds in the sky?

"What is it, doctor?"
"I'm afraid you've caught cheapfooditis."

13) "The brochure states, 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We’re trainee hairdressers. Will we be okay staying there?"



14) "The food was so cheap by the time we got home I'd put on half a stone!"

...This complaint perfectly sums up the modern-day 'zero responsibility' culture where everything is always somebody else's fault.



15) "Your suggested packing list was over the top and unnecessary. It suggested I bring a waterproof jacket, so I took one but there was no rain on the trip."

...Perhaps they should have swapped holidays with the holiday-maker from complaint number 1.

You can find more funny holiday complaints in my previous blog posts:
Funny holiday complaints (part 1)
Funny holiday complaints (part 2)