Cakes gone wrong (part 3)

Most people like cake, and that includes me. However, one thing I like even more than cake, is photos of cakes gone wrong.

This week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog features a few examples of cakes that didn't quite turn out exactly as expected.

1) Weeding cake

I love spending time in the garden, but surely ordering a cake to celebrate doing the gardening is going a bit over the top...

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"Congratulations on your weeding!"

Editor's note: "Charles, I think it was supposed to say, 'Congratulations on your wedding.'"
Charles: "Oh, right. Yeah, that makes more sense. Although I have to say, it is really satisfying when you've got rid of all the weeds."

Liars caught in the act (part 3)

This week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog focuses on the implications of AI based decision making on the future of space exploration, paying particular attention to the challenges and opportunities presented, as well as the technological and logistical hurdles faced.

Actually, that's not true. That was a lie. Oops, caught in the act!

By a fortunate coincidence*, what this week's blog post actually takes a look at is other liars who were also caught in the act.

* Actually, that was another lie. As you may have guessed, it wasn't a coincidence at all. It was actually quite deliberate.

1) Truck liar

We fit.

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No you don't!

Metaphors

It really annoys me when people get their metaphors mixed up. I mean, come on! It's not rocket surgery!

Anyway, if you're looking for amusing metaphors*, then you've come to the right place, because this week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog takes a lighthearted look at metaphors.

* As long as you're not too picky about the actual definition of a metaphor.

1) Butter metaphor

When you try to spread cold butter on bread.

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In related news, a lot of people consider me to be the margarine of comedy.

I tell a joke and they can’t believe it’s not better.

Funny things kids say (part 13)

Whenever I feature a blog post on 'funny things that kids say' it always seems to get a lot of views. I'm a firm believer in listening to your audience, so with that in mind, this week's blog post features another round-up of amusing quotes from kids taken from social media, real life and the internet.

This kid demonstrates an unusual order to the burping process.

1) Reverse logic

This first nugget of wisdom was posted by a facebook friend:

Callum’s thought for the day: "If you say 'Pardon me!' for no reason, then you should always burp afterwards. Then you haven’t said it for no reason!"

Genius! You can't argue with logic like that!

Editor's note: "Charles, I have to admit, I don't often say 'pardon me' for no reason."
Charles: "Well, Callum apparently does."

Spelling is important

The English language is a difficult language to learn. It can be understood though through tough thorough thought!

With sentences like that, its no wonder that some people sometimes make spelling mistakes!

This week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog takes a look at a selection of amusing spelling mistakes.

1) Coughing for sale

The sheer bizarreness of this first example made me laugh.

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"6.2 feet coughing for sale due to wrong diagnosis."

On the bright side, this was one occasion when I'm sure the patient was glad of a wrong diagnosis.

Doctor: "I'm terribly sorry. I'm afraid I made an incorrect diagnosis. You're going to live."
Patient:  "Drat! So I've wasted my money on that coughing?"
Doctor: "You mean you paid someone to cough?"

The first rule of Fight Club is... (part 2)

I went to my first Fight Club last night and unfortunately I was late so I missed the introduction where they covered the first rule. Anyway, I can safely say that I highly recommend Fight Club!

However, Fight Club isn't the only club to have a first rule. There are lots of other interesting clubs with first rules. Here are just a few...

These naughty dogs haven't been paying
attention to the first rule of Dog Club!

1) Dog Club

The first rule of Dog Club is...

You don't bark about Dog Club.

2) Clickbait Club

The first rule of Clickbait Club is...

You don't talk about rule number one, but rule number six will shock you!

Ice cream

Ice Cream by Charles Fudgemuffin

My latest book, 'Ice Cream', was recently published for kindle, so as I often like to do whenever I have a new book out, this week's blog post is on the theme of ice cream.

To clarify, I don't mean I post about ice cream every time I have a new book out.* I mean I publish a blog post on the theme of whatever the new book is about.

* Well, not unless the book is called Ice Cream.

Despite the title though, the book isn't actually about ice cream. Here's a subtle hint as to what the actual theme of the book is...

'As the saying goes, 'Revenge is a dish best served cold.' It's also said that revenge is sweet. So I guess that means that revenge is ice cream!'

Editor's note: "Charles, that wasn't very subtle. You made it pretty obvious that the book is a revenge story."
Charles: "Fine, an obvious hint then."

Anyway, enough of the waffle. My latest book may feature the theme of revenge, but this week's blog post is definitely on the theme of ice cream...

1) Which celebrity is always ready to eat ice cream?

Reese, with her spoon.