Funny signs (part 4)

It's been a few years since I last took a look at silly signs on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog, but lovers of signs can finally rejoice, as this week's blog post features another long overdue round-up of funny signs.

1) Hot dog sign

Here's a brilliant offer at Ikea. However, before you get too excited, there is a catch...

"Not actual size."

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Not actual size? Did that really need to be clarified? You've got a massive fifteen foot banner hanging from the ceiling, and you felt the need to point out that the hot dog wasn't actually that big?

To be fair though, $0.50 is still an excellent offer, even if the actual hot dog isn't quite as big as some customers were apparently expecting.

2) Car park sign

Don't you just hate it when you get to a car park and there are no free parking spots.

Well, if you're heading to this next car park, then don't worry! If it's full, there's an alternative car park at Flitwick Station which is conveniently only 13.4 miles away!

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"Car park full? Did you know that alternative parking is available at Flitwick Station (13.4 miles)."
 
Just park at the alternative car park, and then simply walk the 13.4 miles back to your original choice of parking spot!

3) Sign joke (part 1)

We interrupt this blog post to bring you a sign related joke...

I didn't want to believe my mate was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I visited his home, all the signs were there.

4) Elevator sign

When I was younger, one of my mates had a phobia of using elevators. It wasn't really a problem ... except when we visited the Eiffel Tower and had to use the stairs!

Anyway, I have to say, after reading this next sign, I can finally kind of understand why he had his fear of elevators.

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"If elevator does not move, do a small jump. It should move after."

That's the ideal sign to inspire confidence when you walk into a lift!

5) Truthful sign

When your faulty sign accidentally tells the truth.

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Harmacy.

6) Sign joke (part 2)

What did the sign say on the door of the nuclear scientist's laboratory when he went on holiday?

Gone fission.

7) Sneaky car park sign

Next up is another car park sign, and this one demonstrates the importance of always reading the small print.

"Pay for an hour ... stay for the day!"

...but get fined, because a three hour maximum applies!

8) Time travel sign

To end things on a silly note, here'a a sign that will appeal to anyone interested in time travel.

"Interested in time travel? Meet here last Thursday 8pm."

If you're looking for more silly signs, then I've got good news! You can find more signs in my previous blog posts listed below:
Funny signs (part 2)
Funny signs (part 3)