10 password memes and jokes (part 2)

Regular readers of the Charles Fudgemuffin blog may remember that this week sees the celebration of World Password Day.

Snow White and the Five Dwarves,
due to the fact that AI image generators can't count.

It seems weird to dedicate a day to celebrating passwords, but who am I to blow against the wind, so this week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog once again rounds up another collection of password themed jokes and memes...

1) My computer told me my password needed to be eight characters long.

So I went with 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.




2) Set your wifi password to "Itsonthefridge".

Then when people ask what it is, and you tell them, they'll go to the fridge, look all over for it and wonder where it is.




3) When a Microsoft user gives birth and holds her new born baby for the first time...

Mother: "She's beautiful! I think I'll name her Bella!"
Microsoft: "Sorry, that name is already taken. Here are some alternative suggestions:
Bella_2023
Bella1234
101_Bella."




4) I don't always use a secure password...

...BU7WH3N1DO.




5) All my passwords are protected by amnesia!




6) I changed my password to "incorrect".

So now when I forget it, my computer tells me, "Your password is incorrect."




7) Here's the ultimate strong password...

"Sorry, your password is too strong."




8) I just tried to change my password to 'Tottenham's defence' but it said it was too weak.

"Who's a good boy?"
"That's right! Password1234 is a good boy!"

9) The worst things about forgetting your password is having to rename your dog.




10) Finally, let's end things on a serious note with some wise advice...

Passwords are like underwear. Don't share them, and change them often.

You can find more password themed silliness below:
Password memes and jokes (part 1)