Christmas Day is here again! Merry Christmas to everyone who read the Charles Fudgemuffin blog this year, and I'll leave you with these random Christmas related thoughts...
1) Hearing bumps and crashes in your house on Christmas night would be terrifying for adults, but exciting for children.
2) The person who wrote 'We wish you a Merry Christmas' was too lazy to write two songs for two separate occasions.
3) Superman probably used his x-ray vision to look at his Christmas presents before Christmas Day when he was a boy.
4) Maybe the reason Santa is so fat is because he eats billions of cookies every Christmas Eve in one night.
5) A Christmas tree next to a roaring fireplace seems less cozy once you realise it's a tree watching its friends being cremated.
6) Santa lives at the North Pole which has perpetual darkness all winter, but movies featuring Santa at Christmas usually show daylight.
7) To ensure you get what you want for Christmas, read out a list of what you want for Christmas near your friends' and family's mobile phones, then the snoops at facebook will inevitably promote a list of 'tailored adverts' into their facebook feed.
8) The first ever Christmas shoppers were thethree wise men.*
* Bonus fact: Nowhere in the Bible does it say that there were three of them.
9) Cheap wrapping paper is better than expensive wrapping paper, because it rips easier ... which is the whole point.
10) Santa would sound a lot more sinister if he said "Ha! Ha! Ha!" after "Merry Christmas!" instead of "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
You can find more random Christmas thoughts in my original blog post:
Random Christmas thoughts (part 1)
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| "... and a happy new year!" |
2) The person who wrote 'We wish you a Merry Christmas' was too lazy to write two songs for two separate occasions.
3) Superman probably used his x-ray vision to look at his Christmas presents before Christmas Day when he was a boy.
4) Maybe the reason Santa is so fat is because he eats billions of cookies every Christmas Eve in one night.
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| Santa at the North Pole, pictured at night for added realism. |
5) A Christmas tree next to a roaring fireplace seems less cozy once you realise it's a tree watching its friends being cremated.
6) Santa lives at the North Pole which has perpetual darkness all winter, but movies featuring Santa at Christmas usually show daylight.
7) To ensure you get what you want for Christmas, read out a list of what you want for Christmas near your friends' and family's mobile phones, then the snoops at facebook will inevitably promote a list of 'tailored adverts' into their facebook feed.
8) The first ever Christmas shoppers were the
* Bonus fact: Nowhere in the Bible does it say that there were three of them.
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| "Ha! Ha! Ha!" |
9) Cheap wrapping paper is better than expensive wrapping paper, because it rips easier ... which is the whole point.
10) Santa would sound a lot more sinister if he said "Ha! Ha! Ha!" after "Merry Christmas!" instead of "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
You can find more random Christmas thoughts in my original blog post:
Random Christmas thoughts (part 1)
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