10 Christmas jokes (part 3)

As it's only a week or so until Christmas, here's another round-up of Christmas themed jokes...

Santa wearing a Christmas jumper.

1) When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?
Every year!


2) What do you get if you cross Santa Claus and a frog?
A Christmas jumper.


3) What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas Day?
Adam: "It's Christmas, Eve!"
Eve: "No, that was yesterday."


4) What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas Eve?
Adam: "It's Christmas Eve, Eve!"
Eve: "Technically speaking, Christmas Eve Eve would be the day before Christmas Eve, and that was yesterday...


5) Did you hear about the thief who stole an advent calendar?
He got 24 days.


6) What do workers at Sports Direct get for Christmas dinner?
About five minutes.


7) For Christmas I got the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is it terrible, but it's also terrible.


8) I also got a slightly better thesaurus, but it's nothing to write house about.


9) Fun fact: Every day is Boxing Day for Anthony Joshua ... he's a professional boxer!

"Six pounds! For an orange juice!?"

10) Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer walked into a pub, and ordered an orange juice.

The barman served him an orange juice and said, "That'll be six pounds please."

After Rudolph paid for his drink, the barman remarked, "I have to say, you're first reindeer I've seen in here."

Rudolph gave the barman a snooty stare and replied, "At these prices, I'm not surprised!"

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If you're looking for a Santa themed read this Christmas, then you can purchase 'Santa And The Naughty Elf' at the link below:
'Santa And The Naughty Elf' for Kindle from Amazon

You can find more Christmas themed jokes below:
10 Christmas and Santa jokes
10 Christmas themed jokes (part 2)