Have a look at the following pictures, and see if you can work out what each picture is. And as an added bonus, I've also included a related joke with each image.
1) Here's an easy one to start things off...
Why don't Chinese kids believe in Santa?
Because they make the toys.
2) And another fairly straightforward one to ease you in gently...
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.*
* Apologies to anyone who was expecting a Pi joke.
3) Fans of unoriginal manufactured pop music might be able to guess what this next picture is...
What do you get if you cross a pop singer with someone who can measure you up for a suit in less than five minutes?
Tailor Swift
4) There are lots of festive decorations you can put on your Christmas tree, but I've never seen a decoration like this before...
I recently got addicted to skiing.
My doctor says I'm on a slippery slope.
5) This next one is a little bit trickier, but if you start with what physical trait the character is famous for, then that should nudge you in the right direction...
How many reindeer does Santa have?
Two. Rudolph, and Olive the other reindeer.
6) If a festive farmer wanted to move horse food around his farm, then it might lead to the next picture...
Never order hay for your horses off Amazon.
After a couple of days, they ask for your feed back.
7) Umbrellas are usually used to keep the rain off people, but you could also use one in the winter to keep the snow off you. And if you use an umbrella in the winter, then what better way to decorate it than like this...
The man who invented the umbrella was originally going to call it the brella.
But he hesitated.
8) Finally, this is a really obscure one, so you've have to put your thinking caps on to have any chance of solving this last picture...
What's Scrooge's favourite food?
A humbug-er.
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Scroll down the page to find out what each picture is...
Answers:
1) Santa on a Fanta
2) Cake on a snowflake
3) Taylor Swift on a gift
4) Ski on a tree
5) Bed rose on a red nose
6) Hay on a sleigh
7) Holly on a brolly
8) Scrooge on a centrifuge
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How many did you get right? Check out the table below to find out how well you did...
6-8 Great job! You're an expert at festive variations on the Elf On The Shelf theme!
3-5 Not bad, but there's room for improvement.
0-2 That was a very poor perormance. Try harder next time, or you might end up on Santa's naughty list!
9+ That's amazing! Sadly, it's also impossible because there were only 8 questions. I'm afraid you're either a liar, or very bad at counting.
You can find more Christmas themed blog posts below:
Lazy or genius: Christmas edition
Controversial Christmas questions
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