This week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog takes a look at a selection of random subjects, including energy drinks, weather forecasts, and social media. As this is the 13th such collection of random thoughts, I've cleverly entitled it, 'Random thoughts (part 13)'.
When bald men wash their face, how high up do they go?
If liars pants really did catch on fire, then watching the news would be a lot more entertaining!
I wish there was a way to use your phone to text someone, but instead of typing what you want to say, you would just say it out loud into the phone and the other person could hear you and they could just talk back to you out loud.
Why are stairs called stairs when they're inside, but steps when they're outside?
Stephen Hawking could have a conversation with the dentist while he was getting a filling.*
* Not now obviously, because he's dead. When he was alive, I mean.
The weather forecasts 'partly sunny' and 'partly cloudy' are the same thing, but they reveal an insight into the weather reporter's outlook on life.
When a social media post says, "I bet none of my friends will share this," rest assured, I won't.
You can say, "Have a good day," to someone with no problem, but you can't say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," without sounding vaguely threatening.
The main function of your little toe is making sure that all the furniture in your house is in the right place.
My old boss used to drink a diet version of a famous energy drink. How can you have a diet energy drink? Isn't that a contradiction? 'With zero sugar for less energy!'
You can find more random thoughts below:
Random thoughts (part 11)
Random thoughts (part 12)
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| A bald man. Editor: "Charles, was the caption really necessary? I think the readers can work out for themselves that it's a bald man." |
1) Bald curiosity
When bald men wash their face, how high up do they go?
2) Breaking news
If liars pants really did catch on fire, then watching the news would be a lot more entertaining!
3) Cool idea
I wish there was a way to use your phone to text someone, but instead of typing what you want to say, you would just say it out loud into the phone and the other person could hear you and they could just talk back to you out loud.
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| A spiral staircase. Or a spiral stepcase, if it was outside. |
4) Stairps
Why are stairs called stairs when they're inside, but steps when they're outside?
5) Party trick
Stephen Hawking could have a conversation with the dentist while he was getting a filling.*
* Not now obviously, because he's dead. When he was alive, I mean.
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| Partly sunny. An optimist's outlook. |
6) Today's outlook
The weather forecasts 'partly sunny' and 'partly cloudy' are the same thing, but they reveal an insight into the weather reporter's outlook on life.
7) Correct
When a social media post says, "I bet none of my friends will share this," rest assured, I won't.
8) Hidden warning
You can say, "Have a good day," to someone with no problem, but you can't say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," without sounding vaguely threatening.
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| Unfortunately I didn't have a photo of a little toe, so here's a smiley big toe instead! |
9) Speaking from experience...
The main function of your little toe is making sure that all the furniture in your house is in the right place.
10) Energy paradox
My old boss used to drink a diet version of a famous energy drink. How can you have a diet energy drink? Isn't that a contradiction? 'With zero sugar for less energy!'
You can find more random thoughts below:
Random thoughts (part 11)
Random thoughts (part 12)
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