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| The police working tirelessly. |
A police statement read, "We are working tirelessly to catch him."
2) A fire broke out at a local yodeling school.
Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.
3) A new crash proof aeroplane has been developed made from rubber polymers, so it will just bounce.
The craft was invented by Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.
4) Airport police are concerned at the number of passengers smuggling helium ballooons in their luggage.
Cases continue to rise.
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| A kindle, pictured with some leaves. |
5) Elton John's e-reader device has been blown away by Storm Eunice.
Like a kindle in the wind.
6) The inventor of the wind chill factor died yesterday.
He was aged 85, but he felt like he was 70.
7) Cadburys have just delivered a giant chocolate bar to the Bank Of England.
It's a massive Boost for the economy.
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| An airport carousel, pictured without the collapsed man in order to respect his privacy. And also, because he's not real. It's just a made-up story. |
8) A man has collapsed onto the luggage carousel at Heathrow Airport.
A spokesman said, "It's okay. He's slowly coming around."
9) New clinical trials show that puberty blockers can have serious long term effects on children, such as blocking puberty.
Credit: @ThatMattersNews
10) Finally, if you want a regular dose of silly made-up news, then I recommend following Fake Showbiz News on twitter. Here's one of their recent stories:
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| Another silly fake news story from Fake Showbiz News. |
"Jordan Henderson says he can't believe he used to think shoplifters should be allowed to retain their hands!"
You can find real* news headlines in the blog posts below:
Weird headlines (part 1)
Weird headlines (part 2)
* The headlines are real, i.e. they exist, but I can't vouch for whether or not they're accurate.
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