Breaking news (part 2)

The news today from the legacy media is pretty much non-stop propaganda, so to take a break from the attempted brainwashing, here's a round up of silly news stories!

All of the following news items may or may not be true... **shifty eyes**

1) A local toddler was taken into custody by police after he refused to go to bed at his naptime.

A pug at Barking station on his way to Tooting.

Police say he has been charged with resisting a rest.




2) A man has trained his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.

The dog went from Barking to Tooting in just over an hour.

Breaking news...

We interrupt this blog to bring you the latest news headlines. Please note, all but one of the following news stories are actually fictitious fabrications created purely for the purposes of daft amusement.

The police working tirelessly.

1) The police are looking for a man who has been stealing the wheels off police cars.

A police statement read, "We are working tirelessly to catch him."



2) A fire broke out at a local yodeling school.

Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.