We interrupt this blog to bring you the latest news
headlines. Please note, all but one of the following news stories are actually fictitious fabrications created purely for the purposes of daft amusement.
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The police working tirelessly.
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1) The police are looking for a man who has been stealing the wheels off police cars.
A police statement read, "We are working tirelessly to catch him."
2) A
fire broke out at a local yodeling school.
Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.