Random thoughts (Nature edition)

From time to time, I like to post random thoughts on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog and this week is no different. Well, there is one slight difference. This week's random thoughts are all on the theme of nature...

Unfortunately I haven't got a photo of a real turtle, but I think you'll agree,
this fake turtle made from stones makes an impressive improvised version.
(If you squint your eyes, and just glance quickly.)

1) The early bird catches the worm, but surely sometimes the lazy bird must catch the lazy worm.



2) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?



3) There are no baby butterflies.



4) You can trust your dog to guard your house, but never trust a dog to guard your steak!

A gruntled piglet.

5) Never play sports with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah!



6) If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?



7) The first person ever to hear a parrot talk probably thought they were going crazy!



8) Swans are giraffe ducks.

A brave bear selflessly risks its life to save a fish from drowning.

9) Imagine how excited barn owls must have been when humans first invented barns!



10) We're lucky that it's spiders that make webs, and not bears!

You can find more random thoughts in my previous blog posts:
Random thoughts (part 9)
Random thoughts (part 10)
Random thoughts (part 11)