The world can be divided into two types of people. Those who divide the world into two types of people, and those who don't. This week I fall into the first category as this week's blog post features ten examples of the 'two types of people' joke.
1) There are two types of people in the world.
Those with a short attention span and ... wow! Look at that advert over there at the right hand side of the page for my latest book!
2) There are 8/4 types of people in the world.
Those who understand fractions, and those who don't.
3) There are two types of people in the world...
...and one of them is an absolute psychopath! (In the interests of neutrality, I won't say which one.)
4) There are two types of people in this world.
Those who leave other people in anticipation...
5) There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
6) There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who were expecting this to be a binary joke.
7) There are two types of people in the world, those who think their government cares about them, and those who think.
8) There are two types of people in the world...
Those who get up as soon as their alarm goes off, and those who need several reminders!
I would usually fall into group two, but I have to admit that if I have an important flight to catch*, then I'm an even more extreme version of group one!
* Back when flying was still allowed.
9) There are three types of people in the world.
Those who can count, and those who can't!
10) Finally, there are two secrets to success in life:
1) Don't tell others everything you know.
People come in two types, but it's not just people that can be divided into two. Many other things also come in twos. If for some bizarre reason you're curious as to what some of those things are, then check out my previous blog posts below:
Things that come in twos (part 1)
Things that come in twos (part 2)
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| There are two types of people in the world. |
Those with a short attention span and ... wow! Look at that advert over there at the right hand side of the page for my latest book!
2) There are 8/4 types of people in the world.
Those who understand fractions, and those who don't.
3) There are two types of people in the world...
...and one of them is an absolute psychopath! (In the interests of neutrality, I won't say which one.)
4) There are two types of people in this world.
Those who leave other people in anticipation...
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| There are two types of digit in binary code. |
5) There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
6) There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who were expecting this to be a binary joke.
7) There are two types of people in the world, those who think their government cares about them, and those who think.
8) There are two types of people in the world...
Those who get up as soon as their alarm goes off, and those who need several reminders!
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| Some people like a snooze (or three) in the mornings. |
I would usually fall into group two, but I have to admit that if I have an important flight to catch*, then I'm an even more extreme version of group one!
* Back when flying was still allowed.
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| There are two types of people in the world. Those who measure success by their wealth, and those who measure success by their happiness. |
9) There are three types of people in the world.
Those who can count, and those who can't!
10) Finally, there are two secrets to success in life:
1) Don't tell others everything you know.
People come in two types, but it's not just people that can be divided into two. Many other things also come in twos. If for some bizarre reason you're curious as to what some of those things are, then check out my previous blog posts below:
Things that come in twos (part 1)
Things that come in twos (part 2)
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