Things that come in twos

The Boy With Two Heads
... a short story about a boy with two heads.

Many things come in twos. For examples, gloves, socks, tennis players, and salt and pepper shakers.

Another thing that comes in twos, is the number of heads on the boy with two heads! The boy with two heads is the star of my latest short story called, surprisingly enough, 'The Boy With Two Heads'.

So on the theme of twos, here's a random selection of other things which come in twos...

1) Gloves

Unless you're Michael Jackson!

If your girlfriend has a pair of these, she's a keeper.

2) Socks

My friend asked me what he should do with his spare drawer. I said, "I don't know." So he asked me again. He went on and on. He wouldn't shut up about his spare drawer. So in the end, I told him to put a sock in it.

Missing sock.

3) Tennis players

Vitas Gerulaitis lost 16 games in a row to Jimmy Connors. After Vitas eventually won the 17th game, he said, "And let that be a lesson to you all. Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row!"

4) Binary

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

A picture is worth more than 1,000 words.

5) Faces (If you're a two-faced Hollywood celebrity).

At the 2018 Golden Globes, Hollywood patted themselves on the back and said, "Oo, look how great we are! We're wearing black!" Yes, because of course wearing black definitely makes up for all the victims who were assaulted by Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey and others thanks to the two-faced Hollywood hypocrites keeping quiet in order to further their own careers. /s

Hollywood - "You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

6) Genders

There are two genders.

Editor's note: Apparently, Charles, there are now 72 genders. Please be careful in future, Charles, or I'll have to send you on diversity training, because we don't want to offend any anti-science snowflakes.

There are more than two genders' t-shirt.
Available in male and female.

7) Heads

...but only if you're the boy with two heads! For everybody else, heads come in ones.

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My latest short story 'The Boy With Two Heads' is available for kindle from Amazon.