Anyway, if you're looking for amusing metaphors*, then you've come to the right place, because this week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog takes a lighthearted look at metaphors.
* As long as you're not too picky about the actual definition of a metaphor.
1) Butter metaphor
When you try to spread cold butter on bread.
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In related news, a lot of people consider me to be the margarine of comedy.
I tell a joke and they can’t believe it’s not better.
