Random conversation starters (part 2)

Throughout the Christmas period, some people will be going to more social events and parties than usual, so to ensure you're prepared, here's a random selection of conversation topics to get the conversation going. As I'm feeling self-indulgent, I've also provided my own answers.

Legal disclaimer: Please note, Santa didn't
really say this. It was actually The Punisher.

1) If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would you choose?

There's a part of me that wants to be topical and answer 'Santa' to this question! However, my sense of justice would probably make me opt for someone like The Punisher.

I'm talking about the original Punisher from the old Marvel Comics, rather than the poor fan fiction version from the Netflix series of a few years ago. Anyway, bringing The Punisher to life would result in hundreds of criminals being removed from the streets, thus making the world a better place.

Christmas memes and jokes

It's less than a week until Christmas, so can you guess what this week's blog post theme is about?

Yes, that's right! Christmas! Great guess!*

* If you guessed wrong, then please ignore the above congratulatory message.

Anyway, here are a few memes and jokes on the theme of Christmas.

1) Imagine if you lived at number 5 in this street. Imagine how awkward it would be trying to book a taxi near Christmas time.

5 Gold Rings.
A great address for fans of Christmas, but not so great for anyone trying to book a taxi.

Taxi driver: "Where to?"
Passenger: "Five Gold Rings, please."
Taxi driver: "No, seriously. Where do you want to go?"
Passenger: "Five Gold Rings."
Taxi driver: "Right! That's it! If you're not going to be serious, then get out!"

Random silliness (part 4)

I'm generally quite silly on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog, but it's been a while since I've been specifically silly. Thankfully, I rectify that this week, as this week's blog post features another batch of random silliness!

1) Here's how to write 'hello' in mandarin.

Credit: @mary_rider

If anyone was hoping for a serious answer, then you're in luck! The serious answer is 'ni hao'.

Personally though, I prefer the silly answer.

Funny things kids say (part 12)

It's time for another round up of funny things that kids say. As usual the following quotes are from a variety of sources, most of them from the internet, and one or two from real life.

Beautiful stars.
So beautiful, they're worth staying up past your bedtime for.

1) The glory of creation

Here's a kid with an appreciation for the beauty of the Universe:

Kid: "Mommy, if we are supposed to sleep at night why did God make stars so beautiful?"

Credit: @MadHatterMommy

Very true, although I suspect the kid in question was just trying to stay up past their bedtime.