Cabbages. Surely the dream of all those who aspire to be rich. |
1) Vegetables are a girl's best friend
To start things off, here's an interview from an amusing old TV show:
Interviewer: "What would you buy if you were rich?"
Kid: "Cabbages! And lettuce, and carrots."
I have to admit, cabbages aren't the first thing I'd buy if I came into money, but each to their own.
2) The voice of experience?
"Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick."
...Lauren, 9.
I can't help wondering, was she talking from personal experience?
3) Diplomatic dining
A great account to follow on twitter is @XplodingUnicorn. Although apparently, he's not so great when it comes to cooking...
9 year old: *tastes my new recipe*
Me: "What do you think?"
9 year old: "Do you want me to be honest or nice?"
Ha, ha! You can have an honest answer, or a polite answer, but you can't have both.
4) Thug love
This next kid had to write his mom a thank you note for Mother's Day...
"Dear mom
Thank you so much for being my mom. If I had a different mom I would punch her in the face and go find you.
Love, Brooke."
Ar ... how sweet / violent. (Delete as appropriate.)
Credit: Straits Times
5) A polite retirement
This kid isn't falling for his grandpa's code words...
Grandpa: "Let me take you to where I used to work."
Kid: "Did they fire you?"
Grandpa: "No, I retired."
Kid: "Mom, is retired just a polite way of saying someone got fired?"
6) Out of stock essentials
Here's a status from facebook which was posted during the corona government lockdowns.
"Just asked my 6 year old if he understands why there is no school. He said, 'Yes, because they are out of toilet paper.'"
School's out ... of toilet roll!
A mushroom looking smug at how appropriately designed it is. |
7) Expert design
Next up, here's a logical piece of wisdom from a smart kid:
"Mushrooms always grow in damp places, which is why they look like umbrellas."
Credit: giraffian
I wonder if there's actually some truth in this?
8)'Animal' noises
Here's a conversation from twitter that shows that kids pay attention to adult conversations...
"My 5 year old teaching my 1 year old animal noises...
5 year old: "The cow says 'moo'."
1 year old: "Moo."
5: "The sheep says 'baa'."
1: "Baa."
5: "Mummy says 'blah blah blah'."
Me: "What!?"
1: "Blah blah."
A king from chess, pictured in order to avoid copyright issues involving the real king. |
9) Acrobatic royalty
This was a clip from a news report when King Charles III became the new king...
Presenter: "What advice would you give our new king? What would you like to see him do?"
Kid: "Hmm ... (long thoughtful pause) ... do a backflip!"
Yes, I 'd quite like to see that as well! Although I suspect that's not really the type of answer the interviewer was expecting!
10) Veiled insult
Finally, here's a quote from a kid on twitter who was trying to be nice, but unwittingly delivered a hidden insult...
Daisy: "I'll make you prettier when I draw you."
Just what exactly are they implying!
Credit: @kiddyum
You can find more amusing comments from kids below:
Funny things kids say (part 9)
Funny things kids say (part 10)
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