Superhero jokes

Most people probably don't know this, because there hasn't been much about it in the media, but the latest Marvel movie, 'Avengers: Endgame', was released this week. #Sarcasm

So this week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog follows the superhero theme, and features a selection of superhero themed jokes...

Iron Man and the Silver Surfer are alloys.

1) If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they'd be alloys.


2) Batman and Robin are about to go out to fight crime one night, but unfortunately the Batmobile won't start. Batman says, "Robin, check the battery." Robin replies, "What's a tery?"


3) In the movies, heroes always save the world just in the nick of time. If I was a villain, all my timers would activate when they reached 5, not 0.


4) What do you call a security guard at a Samsung store?
A guardian of the Galaxy.


5) If I was a superhero, I'd call myself Ironic. Then whenever there was trouble I would run away, so that people would say, "Isn't that ironic?!"


6) I am Froot!

7) What do you get if you cross Captain America and the Hulk?
The Star Spangled Banner.


8) What do you get if you cross Captain America, the Hulk and Iron Man?
The Stark Spangled Banner.


9) Top tip for criminals. Make things difficult for Spider-Man by only stealing stuff from places where there are no tall buildings.


10) What's the difference between Batman and a robber?
Batman can go into a store without Robin.

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