Random thoughts (part 7)

It's time for another collection of random thoughts about random subjects such as breathing, early birds, and advertising...

This dog obviously has its sense of self-importance just right.

1) Laughter is the cure

If you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced. That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

2) Road rage

When two people are walking and almost bump into each other, they both apologise and immediately take all the blame. When two people are driving and almost bump into each other, they both immediately get angry out and totally blame the other person.

Breathe in, breathe out.
And repeat...

3) Don't try this at home

You can survive without breathing until the end of your life.

4) Don't press this at home

The only time I press the Num Lock button on purpose is after I realise I've pressed it accidentally.

Note: Ironically, I accidentally proved this to be true by accidentally pressing the Num Lock key while I was typing up this blog post.

Hola! Soy milk!

5) Hola!

Soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish.

6) Google it

A facebook friend posted the following question on their facebook status...

"Why do people ask questions on facebook, when they are clearly on the internet already so they could Google the answer themselves?"

It was a very valid question, so I posted the following reply:

"I've often wondered the same thing myself, but the following website should help to answer your question:
smarturl.it/InfoPage289"

The early bird, pictured earlier this morning.

7) Early bird

The early bird catches the worm, but surely sometimes the lazy bird must catch the lazy worm.

8) Do as I say, not as I do

In their latest TV advert, Vistaprint promote their business cards by claiming, 'there's no better way to advertise your business'. So if that's the case, then why are Vistaprint advertising on TV, rather than on their business cards?

"You're not a real doctor! You're a quack!"

9) If at first you don't succeed...

I find it a bit worrying that doctors call what they do 'practice'.

10) Sounds legit...

Finally, there are so many scams on the internet these days, but for only £19.95, I can show you how to avoid them!

Related posts:
Random thoughts (part 4)
Random thoughts (part 5)
Random thoughts (part 6)