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| Santa, Blitzen and Rudolf. |
They were two deer.
2) Grandma: "What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?"
Young kid: "A list of everything I want!"
3) How did Mary and Joseph figure out baby Jesus was exactly 7lb 9oz?
They had a weigh in a manger
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Showing posts with label Santa Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Santa Jokes. Show all posts
Saturday, 14 December 2019
10 Christmas jokes (part 4)
Christmas is only a few days away, so to celebrate here's another batch of Christmas and Santa themed jokes...
1) I put Rudolf and Blitzen on eBay the other day, but no-one bid for them.
They were two deer.
2) Grandma: "What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?"
Young kid: "A list of everything I want!"
3) How did Mary and Joseph figure out baby Jesus was exactly 7lb 9oz?
They had a weigh in a manger
They were two deer.
2) Grandma: "What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?"
Young kid: "A list of everything I want!"
3) How did Mary and Joseph figure out baby Jesus was exactly 7lb 9oz?
They had a weigh in a manger
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