Saturday, 12 July 2025

Random silliness (part 5)

I generally like to be moderately silly on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog, but this week I'm going to be even more silly than usual, as it's time for another round-up of random silliness!

To start things off, here's an accurate obseravtion...

1) Baby bunnies look like old kung fu masters.

"Man who catch fly with chopsticks accomplish anything."  Credit: imgur

That reminds me of that song, "Every bunny was kung fu fighting."




2) For my birthday, I got a fancy new pen that can write under water.

It can write other words too, though.




3) This is my blanket when I try to find the long side at 3am in the morning.

Credit: wikipedia




4) I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!

Legal disclaimer: Except at 3am when I can't find the long side of my blanket.




5) This vehicle is pretty much guaranteed to crash...

Credit: imgflip

If Bill Gates had a dollar for every time Windows crashed... Oh, wait! He already does!




6) To be frank, I'd have to change my name.

Editor's note: "Frank Fudgemuffin? Now that would be a silly name."
Charles: "Yes, I'm so glad I was named something far more sensible like Charles Fudgemuffin."





7) Just how fast exactly was this duck going!?

Credit: @daveguitarjones

Charles: "Hey, Ed, could you insert a duck joke here, please?"
Editor: "Okay, but there'll be a bill."
Charles: "How much exactly?"
Editor: "No, that was the joke. There'll be a 'bill'."
Charles: "Perhaps I should have clarified. I meant, could you insert a funny duck joke?"




8) When I got to someone's house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.




9) Let's end things with a silly shower meme...

Credit: imgur

To be fair, I fitted a new shower head about six months ago and it still works like the first haircut. If anyone's interested, it's a Serenity Showers product, and in my totally unbiased objective opinion, I would thoroughly recommend their products. Serenity Showers provide the perfect shower to start your day with a splash and transform your bathroom into a five star spa experience.

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If you're looking for more silly memes and jokes, then check out the blog posts below:
Random silliness (part 3)
Random silliness (part 4)

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