Here on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog we like to promote an atmosphere of peace and harmony between people. So for educational purposes only, here's another collection of insults to avoid using in order to maintain peace and harmony...
1) "If he ever left his brain to science, I'm sure science would contest the will."
2) "You used so much oil, the U.S. want to invade the plate."
...Gordon Ramsay
3) "Wisdom has been chasing you, but you have always been faster."
4) "A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
...Winston Churchill
5) "Your mom shares missing dog posts from other countries."
6) "He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
...John Bright
7) Technically, this next insult is also a complement, depending on which category you fall into...
"Everyone who passes through this door brings happiness. Some by entering, some by leaving."
8) "I liked your opera. I think I will set it to music."
...Ludwig van Beethoven
9) "You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the bottom."
10) "The other advantage England have got when Phil Tufnell is bowling is that he isn't fielding."
...Ian Chappell
11) "You're as useless as the 'G' in lasagna."
12) Steffan Effenberg included a chapter in his autobigraphy entitled, 'What Lothar Matthaus knows about football.'
It was followed by a blank page.
13) "If all the idiots in all their villages left their villages and formed a village of idiots, you would be the village idiot in that village."
14) "He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
...Billy Wilder
15) Finally, if anyone ever uses any of these insults on you, here's a clever way to respond...
"If I am to be insulted, I must first value your opinion."
However, you should of course remember not to use the above response, because once again this week's blog post is for educational purposes on insults not to use.
If you want to create even more peace and harmony by learning even more insults to avoid using, then you can find more insults below:
15 insults to avoid using
True or false: Old fashioned insults
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| A brain. |
2) "You used so much oil, the U.S. want to invade the plate."
...Gordon Ramsay
3) "Wisdom has been chasing you, but you have always been faster."
4) "A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
...Winston Churchill
5) "Your mom shares missing dog posts from other countries."
6) "He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
...John Bright
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| Happiness. Or nature, as it's also known. |
7) Technically, this next insult is also a complement, depending on which category you fall into...
"Everyone who passes through this door brings happiness. Some by entering, some by leaving."
8) "I liked your opera. I think I will set it to music."
...Ludwig van Beethoven
9) "You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the bottom."
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| Lasagna. One of many English words featuring useless letters. Editor's note: "Actually Charles, lasagna was originally an Italian word." Charles: "Thanks, ed. You're as useful as the 'L' in lasagna!" |
10) "The other advantage England have got when Phil Tufnell is bowling is that he isn't fielding."
...Ian Chappell
11) "You're as useless as the 'G' in lasagna."
12) Steffan Effenberg included a chapter in his autobigraphy entitled, 'What Lothar Matthaus knows about football.'
It was followed by a blank page.
13) "If all the idiots in all their villages left their villages and formed a village of idiots, you would be the village idiot in that village."
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| Van Gogh |
14) "He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
...Billy Wilder
15) Finally, if anyone ever uses any of these insults on you, here's a clever way to respond...
"If I am to be insulted, I must first value your opinion."
However, you should of course remember not to use the above response, because once again this week's blog post is for educational purposes on insults not to use.
If you want to create even more peace and harmony by learning even more insults to avoid using, then you can find more insults below:
15 insults to avoid using
True or false: Old fashioned insults
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