Or if you're not a regular reader, and you just somehow ended up here randomly by mistake, then I also wish you a moderately happy new year, I suppose.
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| Exercise. A popular new year's resolution. |
1) This year my new year's resolution is to finally go to the gym...
...and cancel that membership I wasted my money on last year.
2) Top tip for dad joke lovers:
Order a takeaway at 11:59pm on New Year's Eve, and when it arrives say, "Do I get a discount on this, because I've been waiting since last year!"
3) This year I'm going to try to be less condescending.*
* Condescending means to talk down to people.
4) The popular song 'Auld Lang Syne' commonly sang around the world to celebrate the new year is a Scottish song which literally translates as 'Old Long Since', or 'Times Gone By'.
5) Gone but not forgotten...
R.I.P. 2024
(2024 - 2024)
6) My new year's revolution is to never use autocorrect again.
7) Why did the employee lose his job at the calendar factory?
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| A German calendar. For the benefit of anyone who doesn't speak German, Oktober means October, and Dezember means December. |
8) Top tip for people on a budget looking to save money:
In 2025, you'll be able to reuse calendars from the years 1902, 1913, 1919, 1930, 1941, 1947, 1958, 1969, 1975, 1986, 1997, 2003, and 2014.
9) Here are my 11 new year's resolutions:
* Never make resolutions.
* Accept paradoxes.
* Use the binary number system more often.
10) To round things off, here are some of my favourite posts from the past year...
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| Posts, pictured last year. |
That's it for this week. I hope everyone has a fudgetastically muffinabulous new year and that 2025 is a year to remember for all the right reasons (despite our traitorous governments inevitable best efforts to make it otherwise).
In all seriousness, here are a couple of my favourite posts from 2024:
Confusing perspective (Cat edition)
Smiley faces in things
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