Random movie silliness!

It's the Oscars this weekend, an annual celebration where the phonies of Hollywood come together to pat themselves on the back for all their services towards hypocrisy and dishonesty.

If the smug arrogance of the Oscars leaves you feeling nauseated, then as a movie related alternative, this week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog features random movie silliness!

1) This is how Mr Miagi eats his Babybel cheese.

"Wax on. Wax off."

"Either you eat Babybel "yes" or eat Babybel "no". You eat Babybel "guess so", get squished just like grape.”




2) In horror movies, why does the victim always shout out, "Hello?" as they walk cautiously through the house?

It's not as if the axe murderer is going to reply, "I'm in the kitchen. I'm just making a sandwich."




3) I love this recreation of a scene from Toy Story which some driver has created on the back of their truck...

Woody: "Help! Don't let me fall with style!"




4) Sticking with Toy Story, if a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn't know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their friend's dead corpse.




5) Vin Diesel brings the Fast And Furious franchise to Stansted Airport.

Fast And Furious 11: Fast And Frequent!

"The most important thing in life will always be the people on this bus. Right here, right now."




6) Here's a list of things that helicopters do in movies...

1. Explode.
2.
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7) The ultimate weapon to deal with Godzilla...

The alpha lego brick to deal with the alpha predator.

"What do I have if I have 5 yellow bricks in one hand, and 3 red bricks in the other hand?"
"Really big hands!"




8) Remember in the movie Robocop when corporate America helped criminals incite riots so they could lower property values and buy up the city while privatising the city's police force. Ha, ha! Science fiction is crazy. So unrealistic. Where do they get their ideas!? ** shifty eyes **




9) Robocop isn't the only 'unrealistic' movie, though, as this next meme demonstrates...

"What unrealistic things in movies annoy you?"
"They remove the headrests from cars so you can see the actors better."




10) Finally, they should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day, and then just re-release the original!

You can find more movie themed blog posts below:
Lost in translation: Chinese movie titles
Star Wars 'Guess the movie name' quiz