"Is your brother a boy or a girl?" "He's a dog." |
Here are a few quotes from TV shows where the hosts and presenters managed to out-stupid their guests.
1) Stating the obvious (part 1)
Presenter: "So do you have any brothers and sisters?"
Contestant: "A baby brother."
Presenter: "Is it a boy or a girl?"
2) When introducing a married couple...
"And you both met at the same place?"
3) Wow! That's marvellous!
Jim Bowen: "What do you do for a living?"
Contestant: "I've been unemployed for two years."
Jim Bowen: "Smashing!"
The Beach. Popular with back-benchers. |
4) Mixing politics with travel
"The film The Beach tells the story of a young back-benchers search for an island paradise."
Question 5) Question E
"Okay, now pick me a number. A, B, C or D?"
6) The clue is in the question
Presenter: "So how long does London Fashion Week last?"
Fashion Expert: "A week."
7) Stating the obvious (part 2)
Presenter: "So, you're a teacher's assistant. What do they do?"
Contestant: "Assist the teacher."
Taking the car for a walk at London Fashion Week. |
8) Taking the car for a walk
"One of our listeners will be walking off with a brand new Toyota."
9) Stating the obvious (part 3)
TV host: "Got any children?"
Contestant: "No."
TV host: "Grandchildren?"
Contestant: "No."
Finally, the key to being a successful presenter is to always listen carefully to your guests...
10) Attentive TV host
Studio Guest: "I'm 43 now and have lost confidence through having so many setbacks."
Attentive TV Host: "And how old are you now?"
Studio Guest: "I'm 43 now."
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