Sunday, 28 December 2014

For Sale: Self Assembly Snowman

In search of a little extra cash over the Christmas season...

At this time of year there always seem to be a lot of financial obligations which place a burden on your wallet.  To help my fiscal situation I've therefore decided to sell a few items around the house which I personally have no use for, and with that in mind I've created a few adverts.

First up on my list of things for sale is this self assembly snowman...

iPhone 4 (640x960)

Please note, for the benefit of any stupid people reading this, it's not actually a real advert and it's just a daft joke.  However, if anyone did want to purchase a self assembly snowman from me, then feel free to make me an offer!

The advert is in iPhone 4 size (640x960), and here's another one in iPhone 5 size (640x1136):

iPhone 5 (640x1136)

You can find some previous iPhone wallpapers at the following links:
The Harder The Journey, The More Rewarding The Arrival
"I Don't Speak Japanese."
Christmas iPhone Wallpapers

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About The Author

The 'How To Save The World' books
by Charles Fudgemuffin
Charles Fudgemuffin is the author of the alien comedy 'How To Save The World' books which are available for Kindle from Amazon.  The first book in the series is available from the following link:
How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy

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Please note, the 'How To Save The World' books contain material suitable for ages 18+ and are not recommended for prudes or squares.