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1) A Geordie walks into Greggs, points at the display and asks, "Is that a cake or a meringue?"
The baker replies, "No, you're right. It's a cake."
2) What do you call a Geordie girl who's learning to drive?
Lorna.
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Showing posts with label Geordie. Show all posts
Saturday, 15 July 2023
Geordie jokes
I often have blog posts celebrating weird national days, but one national day I've never previously mentioned on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog is National Geordie Day! Being a Geordie myself, this is perhaps an oversight on my part, but it's one I'm finally about to correct, as this weeks the Charles Fudgemuffin blog features a selection of Geordie jokes to celebrate National Geordie Day.
If you speak Geordie yourself then the following jokes will need no explanation. However, for the benefit of anyone who is unfamiliar with the Geordie dialect, I've also included an appendix providing translations of relevant Geordie words.
1) A Geordie walks into Greggs, points at the display and asks, "Is that a cake or a meringue?"
The baker replies, "No, you're right. It's a cake."
2) What do you call a Geordie girl who's learning to drive?
Lorna.
1) A Geordie walks into Greggs, points at the display and asks, "Is that a cake or a meringue?"
The baker replies, "No, you're right. It's a cake."
2) What do you call a Geordie girl who's learning to drive?
Lorna.
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