10 jokes and memes about jobs

My ideal job would involve working for two hours per week, have 10 months holiday per year, and come with a seven figure salary. Sadly, my chances of being hired as a ******* ********** who takes ****** from ******* ************ seem unlikely, so instead I'll just have to settle for blogging!

"Hooray! It's time to go to work!"
A typical reaction from most people at the start of the work day.

This week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog features 10 job related jokes and memes...

1) I've just started work as a rubbish collector. I asked if I'll get any training, but they said I just pick it up as I go along.



2) It must be really weird getting fired if you're a security guard, because you'd have to escort yourself off the premises.



3) Whoever created this next sign either has a silly sense of humour, or they're not very good at basic arithmetic...

"Cashier wanted. Must be 18 years old with 20 years experience."



4) Mime artists go a great job. It goes without saying.



5) Please do not print large jobs...

"Nobody tells me what to do!"

6) Interviewer: "How do you explain this four year gap on your resume?"
Job applicant: "That's when I went to Yale."
Interviewer: "Impressive! You're hired!"
Job applicant: "Thanks. I really need this Yob."



7) 5 years ago I got my dream job at the CIA and the rest is [redacted].



8) If job applicants were more honest...

Interviewer: "So, tell me a bit about yourself."
Job applicant: "I'd rather not. I really need this job."



9) I was an accountant from the age of 20 to 30, but then I was fired for no reason.
What a waste of 14 years that was!



10) Finally, back in 2016, Mercedes formula 1 team showed their sense of humor when Nico Rosberg announced his retirement and they placed the following light-hearted job advert for a replacement driver in Autosport magazine...

"Possession of an FIA super licence will be an advantage."

I love the fact that they advertised 'subsidised restaurant facilities'. I can just imagine Lewis Hamilton in negotiations with Toto Wolff for a new contract...

Toto: "We can offer you £40 million per year."
Lewis: "Throw in subsidised restaurant facilities, and you've got a deal."

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