"But I'd make a wonderful pet!" |
Credit: @Imaginarialist
2) "Kids really overestimate how much parents want to guess things."
Credit: @simoncholland
3) What you say: "Please stop making that noise."
What the kids hear: "Make a different noise that's more annoying."
Credit: @RodLacroix
"And you especially can't eat a bat balloon." Insert obligatory Wuhan joke here. |
4) "Having the house to yourself as a teenager is equally as exciting for a grown adult with kids/spouse."
Credit: u/inuoso06
5) "You can't eat the balloon."
Credit: @The_ParentClub
6) "Parenthood is a constant struggle between craving silence and needing your children to make noise to know they are alive."
Credit: @jaxwax04
7) "My kids realized early on that 'I'm bored' in English translates to 'Please give me menial labor to do' when translated to Fatherese."
Credit: Todd Minter
"Why? Because the artist used blue paint." |
8) "90% of what I say to my kids after 6pm ends with '...or you can go to bed right now.'"
Credit: @NeatasaPin
9) "Why is your mouth blue?"
Credit: @MarcasG
10) "My parents have just got Netflix and I told them they could watch Army Of The Dead as it's released today. My mum's reply was 'Oo, brilliant. What time does it start?'"
Credit: @JonMooreFX
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