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| "It's a funny old game." |
...Chris Jones
2) “There’s only one place you want to be and that’s Wembley, Old Trafford or Anfield.”
…Mick Channon
3) “Glenn Hoddle hasn't been the Hoddle we know. Neither has Bryan Robson.”
…Ron Greenwood
4) “He’s elbowed him in the head, but there's nothing in it for me.”
…Michael Owen
5) “Chris Waddle is off the pitch at the moment … exactly the position he is at his most menacing.”
…Gerald Sinstadt
6) “Pardew has got previous for this kind of thing, but that was a one-off.”
…David Speedie
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| For those of you reading who don't have a computer screen, this is a radio. |
7) “For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.”
…David Coleman
8) Callum McManaman: “I always believed we’d win it.”
Interviewer: “How does it feel?”
Callum McManaman: “I can’t believe it!”
9) “The 2,000 away fans will be unhappy. In fact half of them have gone. There’s only 500 left.”
…Chris Waddle
10) “One of Asa’s great qualities is not scoring goals.”
…Roy Small
That's one of my great qualities as a footballer as well!
11) “Arsenal are streets ahead of everyone in this league, and Manchester United are up there with them.”
…Craig Bellamy
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| A burglar takes Ian Holloway's advice |
12) “We’ve said it before, and we’ve said it previously.”
…Colin Hendry
13) “There’ll be no siestas in Madrid tonight.”
…Kevin Keegan
14) “That kind of natural understanding doesn’t develop naturally.”
…Kenny Cunningham
15) “If you're a burglar, it's no good hanging about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them and come out. I don't advocate that obviously. It's just an analogy.”
…Ian Holloway
You can find more funny football quotes below:
Funny football quotes (part 7)
Funny football quotes (part 8)
Funny football quotes (part 9)
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