First of all, here's a question which I'm sure everyone has wondered at one time or another...
1) How do you make a bike using fur from a chipmunk?
"You don't!"
I think the reply sums it up. 'You don't'!
Next up is a question from someone with neighbourly troubles....
2) How many acorns do you need to throw at your neighbor to make her on the verge of being unconscious?
"297. But I suggest just throwing a heavier object."
Presumably they've had a fallen out with their neighbour, so might I suggest that if you're looking for a way to sort out your differences, talking out your problems might be a more productive solution, rather than throwing acorns.
This next question is presumably asked by a very paranoid child...
3) Does the tooth fairy kill?
"No. The tooth fairy doesn't really exist."
Hopefully the reply managed to put their mind at ease, albeit at the expense of shattering their childhood innocence.
Here's another question with a morbid theme...
4) If you clone yourself and your clone kills you is that considered homicide or suicide?
"Homicide because your clone is not you and suicide is when you kill yourself."
Given the absurdity of the question, the reply actually makes sense and comes across as quite logical.
I had to think about this next question for a moment...
5) If Pinocchio said his nose was about to grow, would it?
"No. He would explode."
That's quite the paradox.
Finally, here's a very final scenario to round things off...
6) If the universe is destroyed is it destroyed?
"Yes."
You can find more weird and bizarre questions (and also a lot of sensible questions) at answers.com.
answers.com
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That was a collection of bizarre questions, but here's a very important question...
Is a KitKat a chocolate bar or a biscuit?
The question is discussed in my short story of the same name 'Is a KitKat a Chocolate Bar or a Biscuit?' available for kindle from Amazon.
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