Ten cheesy chat up lines for Valentine's Day (part 2)

It's only a few days until Valentine's Day, so for the benefit of anyone looking for love, here's another batch of cheesy chat up lines.*

Cupid pays a visit to the Charles Fudgemuffin blog
with another collection of cheesy chat up lines.

* Or pick up lines, for the benefit of any American readers.

1) Computer programmer's chat up line...

"My name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?



2) Optimist's chat up line...

"You remind me of my first wife."
"You were married?"
"No, I'm a bachelor."

Ten cheesy chat-up lines for Valentine's Day.

Digital love.

Here's a bonus chat-up line to start things off...

The TV show 'Humans' is set in an alternate future where we share the world with robots or 'synths'.  One of the characters is attracted to her synth, and she asks it to pay her a compliment.  Her robot turns on the charm and replies:

"Your body mass index is well within the recommended range for someone of your age, weight and height."

What a charmer!

Anyway, for any non-robots reading this, here are ten chat-up lines specific to specific types of people...


1) Rich person's chat-up line ...

"Gosh, your lipstick is the same colour as my Ferrari!"



2) Liar's chat-up line...

"Gosh, your lipstick is the same colour as my Ferrari!"