Or if you're not a regular reader, and you just somehow ended up here randomly by mistake, then I also wish you a moderately happy new year, I suppose.
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| Exercise. A popular new year's resolution. |
1) This year my new year's resolution is to finally go to the gym...
...and cancel that membership I wasted my money on last year.
2) Top tip for dad joke lovers:
Order a takeaway at 11:59pm on New Year's Eve, and when it arrives say, "Do I get a discount on this, because I've been waiting since last year!"
